The only tension that gets my attention, is when I stick a fork too close to my silver filling.

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The only tension that gets my attention, is when I stick a fork too close to my silver filling. This quote is a clever take on the phrase “too close to call.” When the fork is too close to the silver, it stops being a metaphor and becomes a metaphor for something else entirely. This joke plays on the idea of someone not getting what they want because it turns out they don’t have the right spoon.

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